"Touch me again and I get my fucking batarang!"

Check out this funny short film: Lee Philips from London tries to sue Warner Bros. for mis-represenation.

GeekDad is happy to be able to offer Wired readers a PDF copy of VanderMeer’s upcoming book The Situation, courtesy of PS Publishing (cover artwork by Scott Eagle).

Search request: what drinks started in another country

• Vodka?

Awesome collection of fairy tales, folk tales and mythology

Tuesday 04 March 8:30 Killer of Sheep (1977) Charles Burnett

Thursday 06 March 8:30 Berlin Alexanderplatz Part 11 and 12 (1980) R.W. Fassbinder BOOKSHOP RECOMMENDS: 7pm Opening of Rashidii´s Living Room with Live Music and Artwork by Günter Roth

Friday 07 March 9pm Dinner around 11 Film: Coffy (1973) Jack Hill

Saturday 08 March Bookshop open 12-6pm BOOKSHOP RECOMMENDS: 8pm DIENSTbar at Wallywoods

Sunday 09 March Bookshop open 12-6pm BOOKSHOP RECOMMENDS: FUEL 9pm at Schokoladen Club, Ackerstr 169 Mitte, performance & live music show turns 3 year old..party with Gaby and other special guests: American writer P Lewis, songwriter from Seattle now Berlin based: Joe Czarnecki, Berlin's odd spokenword performer: Tom Mars

Monday 10 March Bookshop Closed

Tuesday 11 March 8:30 This is England (2006) Shane Meadows

RG Event Gallery Solmstrasse 37 b 10961 Berlin

Thursday March 6, 2008 7 pm--Opening exhibition ,party, and performance

Rashidii Graffiti: piano,guitar,vocals,spoken word Akira Ando: bass,vocals,cello,flute

Günter Roth exhibition of paintings

Bio drinks,vegetarian,wellness products

BVG will be affected by an unlimited strike beginning on Wednesday, March 4, from 3.00 a.m

This strike will last at least until March 14. All parts of BVG will be affected by this strike, so that no trains will be running. There will be an emergency schedule for some bus lines.

Check the english version of bvg.de for more info over here!

old von bredow waited ‘til his widow came in with legumes, greens steaming on age-old silver plates saying to their young amanuensis at the table i see they again in your country prepare to decide upon king of the planet. as a man he had a thing for inciting the blush of the bloody au lait suffusing her face to its roots in that t-shirt’s ruby décolleté; as a german he had a point to make. everyone on earth of a certain age not non compos should be in on this vote, don’t you think? the widow winked, passing plantains, though clear as a fake tear von bredow maintained an expression expecting an answer. by chance a natural disaster developed as they ate, god’s corpsecold windfeet kicking the city with hatred. rattled windows, the chandelier shaking lent drama to the socratic conversation. handfuls of dead, hair streaming, were lifted up despite their sudden waterweight by the fists of the weather in spate as the american stared in nearly sexual inanition at her Goethe-old, butter-drenched plate

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Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 2008 Election Early

OK forget the new Star Wars film, forget Indiana Jones, and forget the new Star Trek film click HERE for the great 70's comeback we all have been waiting for

International Dialects of English Archive Since 1997 - The International Dialects of English Archive, IDEA, was created in 1997 as a repository of primary source recordings for actors and other artists in the performing arts.

30 of the Most Creative Bookshelves Designs

Wednesday 27 February 8:00 Reading Group discussing History of Love and Everything is Illuminated

Thursday 28 January 8:30 Berlin Alexanderplatz Part 10 and 11 (1980) R.W. Fassbinder

Friday 29 February 9pm Dinner around 11 Film Taxidermia (2006) György Pálfi (Hungarian with English Subtitles)

Saturday 01 March Bookshop open 12-6pm

Sunday 02 March Bookshop open 12-6pm

Monday 03 March Bookshop Closed

Tuesday 04 March 8:30 Killer of Sheep (1977) Charles Burnett

My shoe is blue and red in the cherries next to the grass giants across the distant goal. In Europe where people live with passion for unusual word games and walk on tiptoe across crossings off of cliffs. We are bored with ourselves but word games never die in Europe.

Chapter Two: passionately birds fly slowly with cucumbers along the beach that is white trash populated by radioactive white trash. Today shit passes within the speed butt hole bowel beautiful trenches brown children in Africa carousing in urban jungles of starry nights at the oasis.

After the math takes an egg hard as a piece of steel eloquently dropping towards silverware and butter floating seawards while beating off to new shores on splatted the horny author. That which the woodchuck chucks shall live by the bird watcher testament of triangles and speaking against the indefinable terror of politicians endlessly making laws.

Beer tastes wonderful and loves me after vomiting with cancerous ulcers of bier drinkers. Flowers smell awful when eaten. However, under some circumstances the scent dies too quickly my flowers cream summer of 2007 and nothing flickers seawards once upon the flower beds’ bees color the sky with honey blood beneath autumn leaves falling. Something kille3d me while gardening by candlelight lit in flames floating seawards, but reerection shall plant people beneath the soil of my hive. Filter me once or twice or hit me with your plumb when I breathe unfiltered flowers, crying softly won’t make honey breath nipples off their bees’ tits.

While making wild sex in the cross road’s summer breeze, I stumbled underneath the tree of eternal life and Eve smoked my big fat cigarettes for hours and apple pie gives me a real pleasure of sensational animal. Throughout the year Adam forces flavorful kisses upon Eve after Christmas, but the snake lecherously watched flickering floral kite blasting nail guns over the garden of god’s playground. Grueling life force sharpens pencils while she found out that her own mother was pencilless and forlorn with anxious penetration. Piss on me from 9 til 10 screamed gramma as she with infinitude passed bowl to her chair on her grove and lonely bedrooms play amorously in total fantasy of beautiful memories of pencil times tropical drinks flavor my goat’s favorite meadow next to the fields where uncle Joe with earnestness used to fuck my most favorite rubber doll. In Wyoming sheep run towards cliffs covered with pieces of pretty white rotten meat, screamed gramma.

berlin is best for breaking up; chums with bored disgust aver they never liked lamented her: his arrogance; the not so half to-die-for-ness that he or she with all love’s dumb encouragement of self perceived. they whom fortune in smiling scant months upon you reeved through burning shrouds of reflected happiness flock once more in droves to glooms reborn thick as spinsters to the perfume of a miscarriage

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Mister Doctorow will read from his latest book "Upload" and discuss the "Open Rights Group" afterwards.

Thursday, 28th of February 2008, 8.30, 5 € Location: Mudd Club, Große Hamburger Straße 17, Berlin

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Advice from the best: "Seek help: Don't try to do everything yourself. Each member should contribute to the club. You may even want to find a fluent English speaker who will volunteer to come to your meetings."